If I Were a Celebrity. . .

. . . I would have started this trend again!

Kate Middleton Brings Back Pantyhose

I mean, all I gotta say is that I’ve been wearing hose like these for years.  What, you think she’s the only one who has worn pantyhose like these since the 80’s?  Come on, you naive suckers.  Psh.

The power of celebrity is amazing isn’t it?  If I were a celebrity I would try to start a ridiculous trend.  Something utterly and completely stupid just so I can see other people following the trend and doing something silly.  Like, maybe I would start walking around with my pockets sticking out.  And then start decorating them or something and see it slowly catch on and then more and more people are walking around with their pockets sticking out.  Or bring back the “French rolled” jeans?  Oooh, that’s a good one!  Or maybe something even more risque like wearing a thong underwear on the outside of my pants?  Uh, man!  I wish I could start a trend like that.  That would be super hilarious.

Btw — Pantyhose?  Isn’t that such a funny word??

Pantyhose.  Hahahahaha!

 

 

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