If I Were a Celebrity. . .
. . . I would have started this trend again!
Kate Middleton Brings Back Pantyhose
I mean, all I gotta say is that I’ve been wearing hose like these for years. Â What, you think she’s the only one who has worn pantyhose like these since the 80’s? Â Come on, you naive suckers. Â Psh.
The power of celebrity is amazing isn’t it? Â If I were a celebrity I would try to start a ridiculous trend. Â Something utterly and completely stupid just so I can see other people following the trend and doing something silly. Â Like, maybe I would start walking around with my pockets sticking out. Â And then start decorating them or something and see it slowly catch on and then more and more people are walking around with their pockets sticking out. Â Or bring back the “French rolled” jeans? Â Oooh, that’s a good one! Â Or maybe something even more risque like wearing a thong underwear on the outside of my pants? Â Uh, man! Â I wish I could start a trend like that. Â That would be super hilarious.
Btw — Pantyhose? Â Isn’t that such a funny word??
Pantyhose. Â Hahahahaha!
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